Brain Dump... Haha he said "dump"

Magic Johnson... never thought about it like that...

2010-05-12T16:35:21.550-04:00

Magic Johnson... never thought about it like that. What a name. Make me consider what I want to name my kid.

You're confusing me with this damn commie metr...

2010-05-08T18:50:32.963-04:00

You're confusing me with this damn commie metric system.

Way to work homie! Keep up the good work!

2010-05-04T16:39:01.457-04:00

Way to work homie! Keep up the good work!

You forgot to mention me! It's not the NL is ...

2009-09-08T08:22:35.649-04:00

You forgot to mention me!

It's not the NL is weaker, I was held down by the Man in racist Boston!

My ERA would be 0.00 in the National League

2009-09-03T13:42:35.222-04:00

My ERA would be 0.00 in the National League

Hey toots, technically everyone except the homele...

2009-08-28T11:52:25.639-04:00

Hey toots, technically everyone except the homeless lives at home.

Which is where you should be, cooking and cleaning for your man Greg, instead of out doing your fancy driving and flirting with gangster rappers on the Internets.

G's up, hoes down

2009-08-28T10:13:07.738-04:00

G's up, hoes down

Playa Hater! Hate the game, not the player!

2009-08-27T22:55:54.864-04:00

Playa Hater!

Hate the game, not the player!

what, only desperate guys who live at home read th...

2009-08-27T22:22:31.716-04:00

what, only desperate guys who live at home read this blog? no other women?

and no, i don't want aids ez-e.

You mofo's are too hard on the girl! Yo Kpoms...

2009-08-27T19:26:55.167-04:00

You mofo's are too hard on the girl!

Yo Kpoms, let me holla at you, lookin' good in that pic.

ya gonna let me tap that?

Q: What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes...

2009-08-27T17:32:28.426-04:00

Q: What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

A: Nothing. You already told her twice.

alright, keep venting the anger at women because y...

2009-08-27T16:24:49.579-04:00

alright, keep venting the anger at women because you clearly can't get any. just promise you won't end up like this douche.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jCr-8hvMxT_o93eW1whvXEAyJfqAD99TFDDG2

What is this world coming to?? Women can vote? Nex...

2009-08-27T14:51:38.722-04:00

What is this world coming to?? Women can vote? Next thing you know they're gonna get rid of slavery.

Hey kpoms, how about you get back in that kitchen ...

2009-08-27T14:22:28.594-04:00

Hey kpoms, how about you get back in that kitchen and vote me up a sandwich?

Andy, I didn't even know you had a blog until ...

2009-08-27T13:51:45.370-04:00

Andy, I didn't even know you had a blog until i saw the link from twitter! Just started reading it, quite interesting! I wish i could be so brazenly open.

To John Rocker:
So a hero would be a guy who does all the driving, but then wouldn't let his girl vote?
i'd rather drive and be able to vote, thanks.

What kind of a man lets his chick do most of their...

2009-08-27T11:16:52.622-04:00

What kind of a man lets his chick do most of their drivin'? next thing you know, she'll want to vote too.

Hey kpoms, you need to dump the zero and get with a hero!

Holy cow, I didn't even know you read my blog!...

2009-08-27T08:29:04.418-04:00

Holy cow, I didn't even know you read my blog! Anyway, I'm glad you decided to comment. My posts are meant to generate debate and discussion, but most of the time I don't receive any comments.

That being said, I still think most women suck at driving. Maybe you don't fall into the "most women" category, which is great for Greg haha. Also, to be clear, Asian people (men and women) suck at driving as well. Oh yeah, and blind people.

kind of upset about this post... especially consid...

2009-08-26T20:27:29.048-04:00

kind of upset about this post... especially considering i do all of the driving and greg does nothing.
i wouldn't be so quick to blame our gender, but on how little it takes to actually get a license.

Everything is bigger in Texas! Including my EGO.

2009-08-25T11:27:57.237-04:00

Everything is bigger in Texas! Including my EGO.

Both.

2009-08-24T22:32:42.530-04:00

Both.

I would pay a MILIAN dollars to bang her.

2009-08-23T21:48:27.252-04:00

I would pay a MILIAN dollars to bang her.

I would eat her Swordfish

2009-08-19T15:33:38.914-04:00

I would eat her Swordfish

He should have learned yoga.

2009-08-14T22:06:55.364-04:00

He should have learned yoga.

LOL, can you chest bounce?

2009-08-14T13:26:39.870-04:00

LOL, can you chest bounce?

I have no problem with the pussy. Only the extort...

2009-08-13T09:47:33.576-04:00

I have no problem with the pussy. Only the extortion afterwards.