Sometimes I crack myself up

Snippet of a chat I had with a friend a few minutes ago:

2:53 PM Friend: i just found out (college name redacted) owes me $350

me: for what

Friend: the (state name redacted) treasury collected it

i have no idea why

2:54 PM some kinda refund

back in 2004

don't even know whether it had to do with grad school or something

it would've been awesome if they said that i had $100k waiting for me

7 minutes

3:02 PM me: yeah ok

3:03 PM it was probably the "guaranteed to get laid in college" $350 down payment that u submitted prior to freshman year

Friend: hahahaha

me: typically they don't have to refund people, but your's was a special case

7 minutes

3:10 PM Friend: yea... FML

haha

3:11 PM what i should do is

take that $350

and buy myself a lay

haha

3:12 PM me: lol

This is my life...