Some quick updates

Tonight, we have the NBA Draft, which doesn't really mean shit for Celtics fans since we have the 58th overall pick (out of a total of 60 picks). It doesn't really matter though because this draft class is supposed to be weaker than Simona Halep's bra (see below)

Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

I highly doubt there's going to be any trading involving the Celtics, but I'm interested in seeing how other teams are affected. Or maybe I just want to play the NBA Draft drinking game.

A lot of stuff happened yesterday:

• It looks like Shaq got traded to the Cavs and apparently he found out through Twitter. They're still not winning shit with him. The only thing he'll provide is defense and Cleveland already had a good defense. They needed a transition big man, someone like Chris Bosh, to contend for a title next season. Oh well, at least they have another big name to blame when they lose in the playoffs next season...
  
  
• The US somehow beat Spain in the semifinals of the Confederation Cup. Apparently, it was some huge upset since Spain had won 15 in a row and were undefeated in 35 straight matches or something like that. All I can say is: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
  
  
• LSU won the College World Series by spanking Texas 11-4. If you saw the quality of the chicks in the stands, it's safe to say that there were no real losers here.
  
  
• Tommy Haas took out the ball girl at Wimbledon. Whoever said tennis wasn't a contact sport?!?!?!
  

I love how the first announcer wonders if Tommy Haas is alright before even acknowledging the ball girl who got DRILLED. High comedy.