Thought of the day...

I'm currently talking to big Frank on google chat and we're talking about injuries in sports, in this specific case, baseball. Frank has tickets to next week's Red Sox - Marlins game and was wondering if Hanley Ramirez was going to be playing. I did a little research and noticed that's he's been playing recently with a nagging groin injury. He's been battling through it, even though his performance has been suffering a bit, but at the end of the day he's still doing an adequate job. But what if someone who was healthier replaced him? Would they be better or worse? I guess the answer depends on how good the next guy is. Does he have just as big of a bat or does he get on with weak dribblers? I mean, Hanley Ramirez is a top notch player, so you'd think that an injured Hanley is probably better than a healthy substitute.

So this got me to thinking about other physically demanding things as I wonder if the same questions arise. Naturally, this got me thinking about the porn industry. Let's say you have a guy like Peter North. We'll just say he's like a Hanley Ramirez of porn. He hits all bases, always gets to home, and is a huge threat to demoralize any challengers with a huge load from his big bat. So what happens if he gets diagnosed with a "groin" injury? Does he play through it? Does he sit out and have someone replace him? I mean c'mon, the porn industry is an ever changing and rapidly moving business. They don't have time to wait for Mr. North to fully recuperate before filming the next threesome, gangbang, or all-anal scene. So let's ANALyze this. If he continues to play (bang chicks on film) with his injured groin, he might injure it further or his performance may not be as good. However, if he doesn't play at all and let's someone else replace him, then the fans (people who buy porn) will not cum out to see him (purchase the videos) and his team (whatever porn agency he films for) ends up losing money.

Hanley busting a load on an unsuspecting victim.

This can be compared to the Marlins because if Hanley doesn't play, who's gonna go watch the games? Few, if any. And there goes your whole business model. So at the end of the day, I applaud Hanley Ramirez for playing through the pain and giving his fans something to cheer for. So here's to you Hanley Ramirez: no matter how injured you are, you're still dropping loads!