It's Friday the 13th... AGAIN!

Didn't we just do this last month? Frankly, I'm getting pretty sick of Friday the 13th. Whoever came up with the "it's bad luck" theory is bullshitting everyone. Some guy obviously came home and his wife was banging the milk man and decided to declare Friday the 13th as a day of terror. See, this is dumb. He should've put a spin on it and turned it into a good luck day. It all has to do with how you look at it. I say look at it with a "glass is half full" mentality. It's similar to the person who said that if a bird poops on you it's good luck. The guy just got shit on, but decided to declare it good luck. GENIUS.

So with my theory of how Friday the 13th was originally established (wife banging the milk man = bad), I'd like to put a positive spin on it (wife banging the milk man = good) and declare Friday the 13th as:

Bang Someone Other Than Your Significant Other Day!