From MSN. com - North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has pardoned two jailed American journalists and ordered their release following an unannounced meeting with former President Bill Clinton, media reports said Tuesday.
It looks like the meeting of the "sex addicts" was productive today, as Bill "I did not have sexual relations" Clinton was able to convince Kim "Long Dong" Jong Il to release the 2 U.S. journalists that were being held captive by the North. The reason why I referred to them as sex addicts was because Bill Clinton had the Monica Lewinsky scandal and Kim Jong Il apparently loves porn. What a match made in heaven...
Update: We are now changing his nickname to Bill "I did not have sexual relations, but I did have foreign relations" Clinton. Thanks.
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Kim Jong Il: "Hey you guys want to come back here and check out my porn collection?"
Bill Clinton: "Yeah, you got Asian porn?"
Kim Jong Il: "Hey, that's racist!"
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