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Halle Berry: I would do her in so many ways...

So the Sox managed to win a game they were desperately trying to lose. You got Cy Young candidate Josh Beckett pitching, you stake him to leads of 4-0, 6-2, and 7-3 and he manages to blow it all and allow 7 runs. Then we score 3 runs off of a Toronto error, then almost give the game right back to them. Jonathan "I only throw pitches right down the middle or walk people" Papelbon is getting pretty pathetic at this point. Everyone knows you are only pitching not to get hurt so you can cash in when you became a free agent. We didn't even deserve to win this game. However, we did deserve to see a picture of Halle Berry. At least there's a silver lining here.