"Library Man" leading Penn State men's hoops

According to this report, it appears that Penn State guard Stanley Pringle was accused of public masturbation last year at one of the campus libraries:

Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.

Apparently the article also alludes to the fact that a similar incident occurred somewhere else on a different date and a similar description of the alleged violator was given. It looks like we've got a serial masturbator here!

Here is an article that discusses Mr. Pringle's inner monologue on that day.

The reason I bring this whole issue to light is because of these reasons:

• Big Q is a Penn State alum
• This story is just hilarious in a countless number of ways
• I was just talking to Big Q the other day about how Stanley Pringle's motto should be "Once you pop you can't stop!" just like the Pringles potato chips. This story just makes it all the more appropriate.

To be fair, "Library Man" has responded from his "nad"versity by scoring 13.5 points per game this season, leading the Big 10 conference with a 47.4% three point shooting success rate, and righting the Penn State ship to a 17-7 record so far this year (up from 11-18 in 2006 and 15-15 in 2007). Although they have a tough remaining schedule and probably won't be a tournament team, it's safe to say that Library Man can hold his own (pun intended)!