I'm not sure all of you know, but Michael Vick was released from federal custody today after serving a 23 month sentence for beating and killing the shit out of dogs. If he gets reinstated by Commissioner Goodell, what are the odds that the Oakland Raiders sign him? 2-1? 3-1?
In other news, Tom Watson ruined his chance at being Golf's oldest major champion by duffing an 8 footer on 18 and then completely unraveling during the 4 hole playoff. It's okay Tom, at least there's always Viagra to lift you up.
If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, please see a hooker.
Apparently, Shaq is now getting his own TV show. It's called "Shaq Vs." and he competes against other athletes in their own sports. This is awesome. He his going to get owned in every event but I'm sure it will make for good TV. I'm sure it'll be as entertaining as "The T.O. Show". Check out the T.O. Show trailer.
Let's hope the show is better than this movie.
As for my life, I have a wedding to attend this weekend and next weekend so be prepared for some pictures and hopefully some good stories.
I don't like posting the same stuff as barstool. Plus, I don't want all of my readers beating off to Erin Andrews instead of reading my intelligent posts.
If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, please see a hooker.
Let's hope the show is better than this movie.
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What about the best sports story of the weekend?
I don't like posting the same stuff as barstool. Plus, I don't want all of my readers beating off to Erin Andrews instead of reading my intelligent posts.
That was a joke...
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