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I saw this on Chad Ochocinco's twitter account and had to post it. So true...

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By the way, I think I have the swine flu. I feel like I'm going to die.

Limping into the playoffs...

The Red Sox are going strong heading into the playoffs. We've only lost 6 consecutive games. Good job guys. Thankfully, the Rangers sucked so much dick that we backdoored our way into the ALDS as a result of them losing. There's 4 games left in the season, so hopefully we can manage to lose 10 games in a row to end the season. Personally, I think that this is a great plan. It makes every other team think we're down and out and then BOOM! 3-game sweep of the Angels as usual. Francona is diabolical I tell you... DIABOLICAL!!!!

I hope we don't get swept...