Perez Hilton is not gay or anything...

If you have 10-15 minutes to spare, watch the 2 videos below. Apparently, Perez Hilton is some flamboyantly gay gossip columnist (aren't they all?) who is claiming he was assaulted by the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas after some music awards show in Toronto a couple days ago. Anyway, these videos are high comedy. FYI, it starts off a little slow, but there is some massive payoff if you are patient enough to watch it all.

Part 1

Part 2

I'm sure that Will.I.Am from Black Eyed Peas is really intimidated by this hahaha.


This dude definitely got his face in a BOOM BOOM POW situation.

The best part about this whole story is that instead of calling the police, he posted a message on Twitter first (as if the Police are subscribed to his Twitter account). What a tool.

Click on the picture to read this ridiculousness.

C'mon dude, no one is gonna believe this shit. Stop looking for attention. You are setting gay people back 50 years.

Click on the picture and read the highlighted text.

It's people like this that deserve to die. Not because he's gay, but because he's a fuckin idiot.